To all Mangloreans, Goans and East Indians .... from India
 You are a Mangy if..... ..
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 1) You desperately try to pass off as a Goan unless
 you are in the majority.
 2) Sunday morning breakfast has to be "neer dosa"
 3) Konkani is never spoken, always sung.
 4) You're always looking to marry a Goan or an East
 Indian.
 5) Every other Mangy is a far off relation.
 6) You're falling over each other to get sausages from
 Goa.
 7) Your passion is money and you know nothing about
 football, hockey or cricket.
 8) Your favourite holiday destination is Goa.
 9) You buy the smallest shrimps in the market, cook it
 with okra, and call it a delicacy.
 10)Goans send their sausages and feni all over the
 world, you only send your "tiles" to Goa.
 11)Your brother-in-law is called "Bhoji"
 12)A festival is incomplete without "sannas"
 13)You wear high-heels to a dance and then go bare
 foot on to the dance floor because it is more
 comfortable.
 14)Every sentence must start with a "kaale gi" and end
 with a "oui gi"
 15)You must speak English in public, even if it is 14
 carat.
 16)You invite family to visit you in Canada and give
 them long lists of things you need from India and the
 list goes on and on......
 
 
 You Know You are an East Indian (EI) when .....
 
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 1. Anywhere you go surnames like Fernandez, Pereira,
 D'monte, Gomes, Correa, Creado, Almeida, D'Lima
 surface
 2. You have Lonvas curry at least once a week. Bottle
 masala is used in at least two dishes a week and of
 course your family has the best BM recipe.
 3. You always serve salt tounge with mashed potatoes
 and peas at a party. Oh and the bloaters!! The only
 liqueurs you tasted before you left India was "Kimad".
 And must not share your recopies with anyone.
 4. Every second sentence is interjected with "my gosh
 we certainly don't do that "
 5. Your Grandfather owned half of Bandra at some stage
 and wore a purple sash at funerals
 6. Your mum is a member of the ladies sodality and has
 a favourite padri
 7. No one makes better milk cream or marzipan than
 your mum.
 8. East Indian Sorpotel is superior to Goan Sorpotel.
 9. An occasion is incomplete without "Phoogyas".
 10.Your aunts start knitting in summer for the Andrean
 fair in Winter which is also 30 C)
 11.You wonder why others don't say dis for this and
 dat for that!!
 12. As a kid you were forcibly taken to the Bandra gym
 for Xmas parties
 13.You have pachunda and guzz and fukni as an antique
 in your living room!!!!!
 PS: Your Goan friends love to hang out around you !!!
 
 
 YOU KNOW YOU ARE A GOAN WHEN ...........
 
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 1. No matter where you go in the world you will find
 another goan named D'Costa, D'Mello, D'Souza,
 Fernandes, Monteiro or Rodrigues.
 2. You have six middle names, most of which you can't
 pronounce.
 3. You have annoying nicknames like Petus, Babush (or
 Busha), Bostiao, Forsulo or Popot!
 4. You are really confused if you are Portuguese.....
 heaven forbid Indian!
 5. You call everybody who is brown and not Goan,
 "bintkar" and make fun of them in konkani.
 6. You interject "what", "man", and "re"(ray) in every
 line of your conversation
 7. You show you are listening to the conversation by
 saying "really?!" or "you don't say"
 8. You call an older person you've never met before
 "uncle" or "auntie" everyone is a family friend
 9. One club is not enough to cater to 10 goans
 10.Your family is fighting over property they
 inherited from someone else your mother has a minor
 disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk with her
 for 10 years
 11.You think you can sing
 12.You make tea in a saucepan
 13.You eat onions with everything
 14.You get excited when "king fish" is mentioned
 15.You eat last night's curry the next morning
 16.You call mangoes by Portuguese names
 17.You see pictures of the Caribbean and you say "it's
 just like Goa"
 18.You get very upset when the airlines refuse to
 accept your luggage which is 40 lbs overweight.
 19.You go back to Goa and people treat you like a
 member of the royal family
 20.You are comfortable going back for a holiday in May
 just to sample the mangoes, jackfruits, cantons,
 bibes, and the miscut.